10th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Sporadic Hiccups with 237,021 notes

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

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10th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Our weapons were our instruments with 26,246 notes

Tagged: orange is the new black

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9th April 2014

Photo reblogged from heart attack with 78,359 notes


Foggy Dubai
Picture: This breathtaking view from the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, shows a thick blanket of smoggy fog smothering Dubai. The mist almost completely covers the skyscrapers which dominate the skyline.
© Bjoern Lauen/Solent News - Source

Foggy Dubai

Picture: This breathtaking view from the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, shows a thick blanket of smoggy fog smothering Dubai. The mist almost completely covers the skyscrapers which dominate the skyline.

© Bjoern Lauen/Solent News - Source

Source: telegraph.co.uk

9th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I say fuck too much. with 173,698 notes

Stunning patterns created by artist Mikhail Sadovnikov 

Source: cantgeddynuffofthatbass

8th April 2014

Photo reblogged from I say fuck too much. with 96,037 notes

shimadonna:

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

i’m pretty sure that’s more than 11

shimadonna:

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

i’m pretty sure that’s more than 11

Source: shescreamsparamore

8th April 2014

Post reblogged from I say fuck too much. with 356,879 notes

happynervosa:

psychotic-peace:

reverendjohnnymidnite:

lillylouwho:

trigger-incoming:

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever. 

Always.

I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.

Spread the word

Source: trigger-incoming

7th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I say fuck too much. with 271,613 notes

Source: why-not-fabulous

7th April 2014

Post reblogged from Just a Lion in Suburbia with 172,428 notes

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

Source: jaclcfrost

6th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from You're my lovely duckling with 67,939 notes

augustuswaters:

hitchhiker’s guide was hilarious from line 1

Source: wrong-url-motherfucker

6th April 2014

Photo reblogged from You're my lovely duckling with 35,892 notes

antlersout:

feedmerightmeow:

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

True power

antlersout:

feedmerightmeow:

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

True power

Source: feedmerightmeow